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You Are Not a Cook

You know cooking isn't for you, and you wouldn't even consider trying to make a homecooked meal. And this is a very good thing. You've saved all your friends and family from unintentional food poisoning!

Are You A Good Cook?

SEE MOM!?!?! I CAN'T COOK!!!!! EVEN BLOGTHINGS SAYS I CAN'T AND SHOULDN'T COOK!!! I'M NOT COOKING MATERIAL!!!! IT TAKES UP TOO MUCH TIME!!! HELLO!!! I'M A BUSY PERSON!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR COOKING!!!! AND I'LL END UP BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE!!!! I CAN'T COOK!!!!! I'M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON!!!!! DUH!!!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT A FANCY HOMEMADE MEAL UNLESS YOU'RE HAVING PEOPLE OVER FOR DINNER AND THEN YOU CAN HIRE SOMEONE TO COOK!!!!!! AND PEOPLE WHO DO IT PROFESSIONALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK!!! SOUTHGATE WAS LIVING PROOF OF THAT!!!!! I CAN'T COOK!!!!!!! I'LL GIVE YOU ALL FOOD POISONING!!!!!!!