Happy 2008

I hope everybody had a good holiday season, and didn't spend too much money or get too drunk. That would be regrettable.

My Three *Favorite* Movies!

Gone with the Wind!


A Streetcar Named Desire!


Breakfast at Tiffanys!

Take the Personal Fashion Style Quiz at QuizRocket.com!
Posh Whatever is the latest and greatest in fashion, you already have it in your closet. Any street you walk down is your own runway. And who cares about the price of those labels? Looking good means you feel good, so why not?

Oh yeah!

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: 'Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.'
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't think so.

This is funny

BTW I didn't write this...


Gay marriage
Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

01) Being gay is not "natural". Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, and breast implants.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't QUITE full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. Adultery isn't supported by religion either , but you don't see fanatics out protesting that. They're too busy screwing their secretaries while their doting wife if at home with Junior.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

11)It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. So since we're all going to be patterning our lifestyles after the first two humans (one of which committed the ultimate sin and doomed all of humanity), shouldn't we be running around naked as opposed to wearing $300 shoes and carrying a $1000 purse?

This just pisses me off, you love who you love, you cant help it. I totally support GAY MARRIAGE!!!

Last one

More phones I like

I like this kind too...

Yep.

I really like this phone!! I hope I get it!! And they better have it in white.

Okay...

My mother says I need to post so...


This is one of the many phones I like...



It's cute. And it's the cheepest one I like.

George Clooney

"The [sexiest man alive] sash you have to wear ... is embarrassing." -George Clooney

"America can't beat anyone anymore." -George Clooney

"I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life." -George Clooney

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him." -George Clooney

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it." -George Clooney

"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'" -George Clooney

"I'm really white trash." -George Clooney

"We moved away from what we were going after which was the al-Qaeda and there's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq, which we know, we spent a lot of time trying to prove it and it didn't happen. And we're going to go into a war and we're going to kill a lot of innocent people." -George Clooney



"You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now." -George Clooney

Mr. Darcy

Who doesn't want to meet a Mr. Darcy?

Jon Stewart

How do people do those facial expressions?

Brian Williams

“My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.” -Brian Williams

“That's a lot like saying the Empire State Building is the tallest building in New York, ... It's true but for all of the wrong reasons.” -Brian Williams

“A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.” -Brian Williams

Rhett Butler

Okay so he has some problems too...