Happy 2008

I hope everybody had a good holiday season, and didn't spend too much money or get too drunk. That would be regrettable.

My Three *Favorite* Movies!

Gone with the Wind!


A Streetcar Named Desire!


Breakfast at Tiffanys!

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Posh Whatever is the latest and greatest in fashion, you already have it in your closet. Any street you walk down is your own runway. And who cares about the price of those labels? Looking good means you feel good, so why not?

Oh yeah!

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we were little:
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: 'Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so.'
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauteed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't think so.

This is funny

BTW I didn't write this...


Gay marriage
Why Gay Marriage is "Wrong"

01) Being gay is not "natural". Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, and breast implants.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't QUITE full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. Adultery isn't supported by religion either , but you don't see fanatics out protesting that. They're too busy screwing their secretaries while their doting wife if at home with Junior.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

11)It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. So since we're all going to be patterning our lifestyles after the first two humans (one of which committed the ultimate sin and doomed all of humanity), shouldn't we be running around naked as opposed to wearing $300 shoes and carrying a $1000 purse?

This just pisses me off, you love who you love, you cant help it. I totally support GAY MARRIAGE!!!

Last one

More phones I like

I like this kind too...

Yep.

I really like this phone!! I hope I get it!! And they better have it in white.

Okay...

My mother says I need to post so...


This is one of the many phones I like...



It's cute. And it's the cheepest one I like.

George Clooney

"The [sexiest man alive] sash you have to wear ... is embarrassing." -George Clooney

"America can't beat anyone anymore." -George Clooney

"I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life." -George Clooney

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him." -George Clooney

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it." -George Clooney

"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'" -George Clooney

"I'm really white trash." -George Clooney

"We moved away from what we were going after which was the al-Qaeda and there's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq, which we know, we spent a lot of time trying to prove it and it didn't happen. And we're going to go into a war and we're going to kill a lot of innocent people." -George Clooney



"You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now." -George Clooney

Mr. Darcy

Who doesn't want to meet a Mr. Darcy?

Jon Stewart

How do people do those facial expressions?

Brian Williams

“My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.” -Brian Williams

“That's a lot like saying the Empire State Building is the tallest building in New York, ... It's true but for all of the wrong reasons.” -Brian Williams

“A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.” -Brian Williams

Rhett Butler

Okay so he has some problems too...

Orlando Bloom

Okay so most of his movies have been... disasters, but look at it this way. They can't possibly get any worse!

Jascha Heifetz

"I occasionally play works by contemporary composers for two reasons. First to discourage the composer from writing any more and secondly to remind myself how much I appreciate Beethoven." -Jascha Heifetz

"If I don't practice one day, I know it; two days, the critics know it; three days, the public knows it." -Jascha Heifetz


"No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that wish you were on the other side." -Jascha Heifetz

"Criticism does not disturb me, for I am my own severest critic. Always in my playing I strive to surpass myself, and it is this constant struggle that makes music fascinating to me." -Jascha Heifetz

"Can you appreciate music without playing it? Yes, you can. You can appreciate baseball without playing it. Many people attend a football game merely for the crowd, the excitement, the color." -Jascha Heifetz

"There is no top. There are always further heights to reach." -Jascha Heifetz

Daniel Radcliffe

Clark Gable

“I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.” -Clark Gable



“The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody, his pal or his mother or his wife or God, to give him that confidence. He's got to have some inner standards worth fighting for or there won't be any way to bring him into conflict. And he must be ready to choose death before dishonor without making too much song and dance about it. That's all there is to it.” -Clark Gable



“Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing” -Clark Gable




“The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great / and they know I know it.” -Clark Gable

Okay...

Now I'll do the men I want to meet. Again in no particular order...

Scarlette O'Hara [Hamilton, Keneddy, Butler]

Okay so she has a few problems...

Sarah Chang

Olivia de Havilland

It was because of her that the "de Havilland law" was passed or whatever.

J.K. Rowling

Oh my gosh! I would LOVE to meet her!! &hearts

Vivien Leigh

"Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh." -Vivien Leigh

"Every single night I'm nervous. You never know how the audience is going to react." -Vivien Leigh

"I adore dancing." -Vivien Leigh

"I always know my lines." -Vivien Leigh

"I am going to be a great actress." -Vivien Leigh

"I am working frantically hard rehearsing and studying a southern accent which I don't find difficult anyway." -Vivien Leigh

"I have taken a pill because I want to have a proper sleep and know I should be awake fretting dreadfully otherwise." -Vivien Leigh

"I've never slept much, ever. Since I was born, I haven't." -Vivien Leigh

"I know I am right for Scarlett. I can convince Mr. Selznick." -Vivien Leigh

"I'm not a film star, I am an actress. Being a film star is such a false life, lived for fake values and for publicity." -Vivien Leigh

"I'm not afraid to die." -Vivien Leigh

"You know the passage where Scarlett voices her happiness that her mother is dead, so that she can't see what a bad girl Scarlett has become? Well, that's me." -Vivien Leigh

"I've always been mad about cats." -Vivien Leigh

"It's a very hard life. The hours are different from the rest of normal living, and to be able to act well, you have to be in marvelous physical condition." -Vivien Leigh

"One is just an interpreter of what the playwright thinks, and therefore the greater the playwright, the more satisfying it is to act in the plays." -Vivien Leigh

"When I come into the theatre I get a sense of security. I love an audience. I love people, and I act because I like trying to give pleasure to people." -Vivien Leigh

Anne Akiko Meyers

Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

"There are many little ways to enlarge your child's world. Love of books is the best of all.” -Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

“If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do matters very much.” -Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

“You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat.” -Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

“I don't think there are any men who are faithful to their wives.” -Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

“I have been through a lot and have suffered a great deal. But I have had lots of happy moments, as well. Every moment one lives is different from the other. The good, the bad, hardship, the joy, the tragedy, love, and happiness are all interwoven into one single, indescribable whole that is called life. You cannot separate the good from the bad. And perhaps there is no need to do so, either.” -Jacqueline Keneddy Onassis

She was probably the most stylish first lady.

Emma Watson

It's too bad she's not going to be Hermione anymore. Sad...

Elizabeth Taylor

"Big girls need big diamonds. " -Elizabeth Taylor

"I adore wearing gems, but not because they are mine. You can't possess radiance, you can only admire it." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I don't think President Bush is doing anything at all about Aids. In fact, I'm not sure he even knows how to spell Aids." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I think I'm finally growing up - and about time." -Elizabeth Taylor

"If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down." -Elizabeth Taylor

"You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal." -Elizabeth Taylor

"I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?" -Elizabeth Taylor

Angelina Jolie

"Without pain, there would be no suffering, without suffering we would never learn from over mistakes. To make it right, pain and suffering is the key to all windows, without it, there is no way of life." -Angelina Jolie

"Where ever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else." -Angelina Jolie

"There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now." -Angelina Jolie

"Oh, God, I struggle with low self-esteem all the time! I think everyone does. I have so much wrong with me, it's unbelievable! " -Angelina Jolie

"I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet." -Angelina Jolie

"I'm getting a wrinkle above my eyebrow because I just can't stop lifting it, and I love that you know." -Angelina Jolie

Natalia Vodianova

Natalia Vodianova started out helping her mother with her fruit stand, and now she's one of the most famous supermodels around.

Grace Kelly

She was a moviestar...

and a princess...

Holly Golightly

"Holly Golightly: You know those days when you get the mean reds?
Paul Varjak: The mean reds, you mean like the blues?
Holly Golightly: No. The blues are because you're getting fat and maybe it's been raining too long, you're just sad that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid and you don't know what you're afraid of. Do you ever get that feeling?
Paul Varjak: Sure.
Holly Golightly: Well, when I get it the only thing that does any good is to jump in a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down right away. The quietness and the proud look of it; nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then - then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name!"

"That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!" -Holly Golightly




Too bad she's a fictional character. :)

Hillary Clinton

GOOOOOOOO HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!

And the things people say about her and the pictures they put up of her are so trashy. She's not feminine enough? Is Mitt Romney feminine enough with his fake tan and shiny hair?

Nicola Benedetti

Nicola Benedetti not only plays beautifully, she is beautiful.

Audrey Hepburn

"For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you will never walk alone. People even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone. " -Audrey Hepburn




“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.” -Audrey Hepburn



Not only was Audrey Hepburn gorgeous, and stylish, she also cared about and helped other people.

Boredness... =]... Again

Very bored... I have to go to the evil orthodontist's soon. Uch.

Okay just because I'm bored I'm going to make a list of women I'd like to meet...In no particular order...