George Clooney

"The [sexiest man alive] sash you have to wear ... is embarrassing." -George Clooney

"America can't beat anyone anymore." -George Clooney

"I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life." -George Clooney

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him." -George Clooney

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it." -George Clooney

"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'" -George Clooney

"I'm really white trash." -George Clooney

"We moved away from what we were going after which was the al-Qaeda and there's no connection between al-Qaeda and Iraq, which we know, we spent a lot of time trying to prove it and it didn't happen. And we're going to go into a war and we're going to kill a lot of innocent people." -George Clooney



"You have only a short period of time in your life to make your mark, and I'm there now." -George Clooney

Mr. Darcy

Who doesn't want to meet a Mr. Darcy?

Jon Stewart

How do people do those facial expressions?

Brian Williams

“My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.” -Brian Williams

“That's a lot like saying the Empire State Building is the tallest building in New York, ... It's true but for all of the wrong reasons.” -Brian Williams

“A person starts dying when they stop dreaming.” -Brian Williams

Rhett Butler

Okay so he has some problems too...

Orlando Bloom

Okay so most of his movies have been... disasters, but look at it this way. They can't possibly get any worse!

Jascha Heifetz

"I occasionally play works by contemporary composers for two reasons. First to discourage the composer from writing any more and secondly to remind myself how much I appreciate Beethoven." -Jascha Heifetz

"If I don't practice one day, I know it; two days, the critics know it; three days, the public knows it." -Jascha Heifetz


"No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that wish you were on the other side." -Jascha Heifetz

"Criticism does not disturb me, for I am my own severest critic. Always in my playing I strive to surpass myself, and it is this constant struggle that makes music fascinating to me." -Jascha Heifetz

"Can you appreciate music without playing it? Yes, you can. You can appreciate baseball without playing it. Many people attend a football game merely for the crowd, the excitement, the color." -Jascha Heifetz

"There is no top. There are always further heights to reach." -Jascha Heifetz

Daniel Radcliffe

Clark Gable

“I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time.” -Clark Gable



“The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody, his pal or his mother or his wife or God, to give him that confidence. He's got to have some inner standards worth fighting for or there won't be any way to bring him into conflict. And he must be ready to choose death before dishonor without making too much song and dance about it. That's all there is to it.” -Clark Gable



“Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing” -Clark Gable




“The only reason they come to see me is that I know that life is great / and they know I know it.” -Clark Gable

Okay...

Now I'll do the men I want to meet. Again in no particular order...

Scarlette O'Hara [Hamilton, Keneddy, Butler]

Okay so she has a few problems...