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Monday, September 04, 2006

Jane Eyre

Jane Eyre has got to be one of the worst books i have ever read. i mean what is up with all of them? Jane's so good and she's so plain. now i know where plain jane came from. and Mr. Rochester! who would like him? and who would like Jane? it's just uch!!!!!!!!! Jane never shows any emotions! Mr. Rochester is so weird and just won't tell Jane he loves her! god and why on earth did he marry some crazy person? what's up with that? well i guess if he wants to marry Jane... well here's the easy solution to their problems. Mr. Rochester should kill his old wife and then he and Jane can live happily ever after end of story and then i won't have to read anymore! see? i should be a counselor! but there is absolutely NO character i like! or anybody would like for that matter! uuuuuuuuccccccchhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! obviously Charlotte Bronte is just as crazy as Mr. Rochester's wife in the attic. >=[

5 Comments:

At 6:00 AM , Blogger Hobbes said...

If I ever went to a counselor I would go to you.
Brittney

 
At 8:43 PM , Blogger Pneumonica said...

The Eyre Affair | Jasper Fforde

 
At 5:33 PM , Blogger G said...

Well Mall Diva, I came here at your Mom's tipoff of your strong feelings against Jane Eyre. I have to say that up to this point in time I had rather enjoyed this work of literature. Perhaps I need to reread it.

 
At 11:29 PM , Blogger Cie Cheesemeister said...

Awww, you're just saying that because you haven't read The Black Pearl by John Steinbeck yet. I had the same teacher two years in a row and she made us read it both years. She was completely in love with that book and I found it to be the most gloomy, depressing thing ever!

 
At 4:14 AM , Blogger Indeterminacy said...

I had to read Pride and Prejudice in high school, which is probably just as bad. But be glad you didn't have to read Billy Budd (By Herman Melville). If you ever have to you might want to consider changing teachers.

 

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