so everyone should know that my family went to
paris.
and yes i got
sick on the plane thanks to my brother and the
idiot in front of me who put her seat down too far. urg. i wanted to
kill her. we had to travel economy
=[we were marched around paris
mercilessly!!!!!!!!!and i wasn't in heels
we saw notre-dame. which was
just fine if you managed to forget the
death march on the way there.
and we were of course
marched all over Versialles. all through the
enormous, retarded palace. then like
5 million miles to
ANOTHER palace!!!!!!
and then of course we were
marchedthrough that one too!!!!!!
and i mean it would be one thing if they were actually
different but every one is the
samefilled with a bunch of rich, old looking furniture and stuff, and a bunch of paintings of naked gods and goddesses and stuff.
and then we were
marchedthrough yet
anotherfancy looking house.
and then as if that isn't bad enoughwe were
marchedto
anotherfancy house!!!!!!!!!
and then we were
marchedall over Mari Antionette's
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid fairy land village thingy so she could pretend she was actually usefull instead of a stuck up snobby rich spoiled rotten retarded obese ugly gray haired old disgusting gambling yucky LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!another of the
high pointsof our vacation was going to the eiffel tower, and standing in line for
seriously 4 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!just to go up some ugly iron tower.
another
high pointwas having to go to the Louvre to stare at
a bunch of rubensesque ppl (aka obese naked ppl that look like the ppl from the before pics, in losing weight medicine comercials)omg
cokethere is like
$6!!!!and you actually have to
pay for water!!!!!!!ok so the
realhighpoints in our trip.
oranginais like the
best!we saw
sarkozywhile we were eating dinner at Fouquet's. that was pretty
awesomeAND THE BESTEST PART IS THE SHOPPING IS SOOO GOOD!!!!!!!! OMG!!! YAY FOR SHOPPING!! LA PROMOD HAS THE CUTEST CLOTHES EVA!!! SERIOUSLY!! YAY FOR LA PROMOD!!! AND YAY FOR SHOPPING ON THE CHAMPS-ELYSEES!! OMG!! I HAD THE BESTEST TIME EVER!!! AND SEPHORA IS SOO AWESOME!!! MAKEUP IS AWESOME!! YAY FOR MAKEUP!!!! AND SHOPPING IS SOOO MUCH FUN!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!